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Chua Moments

Thursday, March 11, 2010,1:28 PM

So my beautiful wondrous and outrageous best friend Chua always has her little "moments". Her moments where she blanks out or pronounces a word wrong. Ahaha, so I decided that I'm going to blog about her "Chua Moments" or other people's moments where they are doing practically the same thing. I wouldn't call them "blonde moments" because Chua's little moments are more unique and definitely more amusing and hilarious. I love you Chua. Haha. You're getting some publicity on my blog yo! So to anyone who may have any "Chua Moments", feel free to submit them in to me! =P

And to start it all off, here are a few of her "Chua Moments":

After a night of partying hard at some dude named Kou Her's place, we all decided to head out to Perkins. Chua is sitting with Sadee, Kong, and Hightia. I was sitting at another table with my beloved boyfriend his friends. Soo, Chua decides to ask Hightia what his favorite ice cream was. "So Hightia, whats your favorite ice cream?" Hightia replies, "sherbert". In all outrageousness and randomness, Chua shrieks out, "Strawberries! OMG, I love strawberries". Hahaha. In that same night she also asked him what kind of fruits he liked, he replied "oranges" and she bursted out say, "apples! I love apples". Hahahaha. Then when the time came for ordering her meal for the night she asked Sadee and Kong to help her with her ordering. She wanted to order a vegetable that started with the letter a, which evidently were asparagus. Being her dumb self, she ordered a sirloin steak and asparagus, the only thing was that she totally humiliated herself by pronouncing both words wrong. I'm going to try to spell it out in the ways she pronounced it. Haha. Its much funnier in person. She said, "Can I have the sir-lion steak and ah...ahh....ahhh-sparr-agus". Oooh that dumb bitch. Haha

And to share some other Chua moments:
This one night we were in BP and we decided to grab some wendy's. After eating, we drove back and for SOME ODD REASON, Chua drives by an empty parking lot and says, "OMG you guys we should've gone and ate there! They have a playground." We all turn to the left and look out the window only to find an empty parking lot and a huge business building. Ahaha. We all ask her "WTF Chua?!" And her reply was simply, "I thought I saw a playground there". Oooh Chua.

And another "Chua Moment" but experienced by my wonderful bf:
We decided to go to Cheng Heng just last saturday. I was talking about various restaurants I wanted to try and I came up Echiban. It was a sushi place that had a rotating sushi bar ordeal. I was telling him how cool it was and I really wanted to try it out just for the rotating sushi bar. He in return said, "So you wanna go to this place just cause it rotards?" I look at him puzzled and asked him, "Is rotard even a word?" Hahah we laughed it off and I told him he just had his first Chua moment. =)

Keep having all of your wonderful Chua Moments folks!

Truly Yours, Kia Yang